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• 1，watch sister是什么意思？
• 2，watch sister 是不是表妹的意思啊？
• 3，求几个搞笑一点的英文笑话，最好附带中文翻译
• 4，先生们女士们的搞笑翻译
• 5，求英语作文一篇！
• 6，求一篇英语作文！！

1，watch sister是什么意思？

have
a
watch
sister
once
there
is
a
student
writing
a
compositionabout
his
family,
saying"
I
have
a
watch
sister'
(我有一个表姐)
notes:
我有一个表姐
表姐：cousin,
daughter
of
mother's
sister
姐姐：sister
表：watch
楼上所有人都错了，英语翻译绝对不能像你们这样直译。举例来说awesome，意味可怕的，但在美国人日常口语中，这个词汇就相当于我们日常在说的COOL酷，而且比awesome更常用，但是如果让你翻译，你是不是也能想到这个单词呢？估计不会。

2，watch sister 是不是表妹的意思啊？

watch----（手）表；sister----姐妹。凑在一起当“表姐妹”的意思。 这是一个恶搞的中文翻译。类似译法还有许多：1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁啊?2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 。
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers！together !
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing tosay,gohome!有事起奏，无事退朝 !
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow ... 知之为知之，不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 。
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．I give you face you don't wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my 。
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。15．小明：I am sorry! 　　老外：I am sorry too! 　　小明：I am sorry three! 　　老外：What are you sorry four? 　　小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 　　要钱没有，要命一条 ! 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die !
有多远，死多远！！！！
20．go past no mistake past 。
走过路过，不要错过 。

3，求几个搞笑一点的英文笑话，最好附带中文翻译

My wife and her friend were out to lunch when the temperature drastically dropped. They stood by her friend’s truck, shivering, while the friend searched for a key to unlock the door. My wife asked, “Can’t we sit in the truck while you find your keys?”
我老婆跟他朋友在一个大冷天一起出去吃午餐。 他们站在朋友的车子旁边 ，一边冷的发抖 朋友一边找车子的钥匙。 老婆说“我们可不可以进去你的车子里面坐著找你的钥匙？“
My collection of vintage kitchen utensils includes one whose intended purpose was always a mystery. It looks like a cross between a metal slotted spoon and a spatula, so I use it as both. When not in use, it is prominently displayed in a decorative ceramic utensil caddy in my kitchen.
The mystery of the spoon/spatula was recently solved when I found one in its original packaging at a rummage sale.
It’s a pooper-scooper.
在我收集的古董级厨房餐具里包括一件不知道是做什麼用的东西 那东西看起来像一个铁的汤匙又像是炒菜的铲子 我平常就这麼用它 当没用它时 它就被放在厨房里一个漂亮的装餐具的瓷器里当装饰
终於有天这迷题解开了。 我在一个二手货拍卖场里 看到有卖这只像汤匙又像炒菜的铲子的东西 那东西有它原本的包装
那东西原来是捡狗大便用的

4，先生们女士们的搞笑翻译

英语的正规翻译是：Ladies and gentlemen。搞笑翻译：雷得丝俺的乡亲们。 ladies英[ˈleidiz]美[ˈlediz] n. 指成年女子，有些人尤其是长者认为这样说比较礼貌。[例句]Your table is ready, ladies, if you'd care to come through...。你们的桌位已经准备好了，女士们，请跟我来。 gentlemen英['dʒentlmen]美['dʒentlmen] n. 先生; 绅士，阁下，有身份的人。[例句]If you'll excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, we'd better leave it there.对不起，女士们，先生们，我们还是不要再讨论这个了。 扩展资料： 1、Ladies and gentlemen, if you please. Miss Taylor's going to play for us 女士们，先生们，烦请泰勒小姐为我们表演。 2、They were performing a short extract from Shakespeare's Two Gentlemen of Verona 他们正表演莎士比亚剧作《维洛那二绅士》中的一个片段。 3、They aspired to be gentlemen, though they fell far short of the ideal. 他们想要成为君子，虽然离这个理想还差得很远。 4、It's my position that gentlemen should reason thing out rather than resort to force. 我主张君子动口不动手。 5、Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for Fred Durst. 女士们，先生们，请为弗雷德·德斯特来点掌声。 参考资料：百度百科——gentlemen

5，求英语作文一篇！

Wuhan City
Have you ever been to Wuhan? I went there several times. I think it' s really a beautiful city. I fell in love with it when I first traveled there. It has many nice places. The traffic is fine. And the people are friendly. There are some beautiful parks such as the Zhongshan Park, the East Lake Park and the Liberation Park. In the zoo, you can see many kinds of animals. You can easily buy what you want, because there are supermarkets everywhere. You can see tall buildings up and down the streets. And the streets are wide and tidy. Trees can be seen everywhere. Buses and taxis can take you where you want to go. The drivers are polite. You will feel comfortable. There is an airport in Wuhan. You can fly to the foreign countries and take air trips freely. Please travel to Wuhan. I would like to be your tour guide.

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6，求一篇英语作文！！

Hi Tom,
welcome to guilin!I am very glad to hear that you are coming.I have a one-month vacation,too,so we can go together.We can go swimming,fishing,climb hills,visit city,go boating and enjoy the great views.we can also eat rice flour and all kinds of local snacks.You will soon learn chinese and I can learn english from you.please tell me your phone number,the time you will arrive and the flight number.I will wait for you at the airport.write back soon!
YOURS,
WANGPENG